dear teenage self:
you are not as awkward or hideous as you think you are. there are pictures you will look back on later and say: hey, i wasnt that bad!
the beautiful boy from the year above you have a huge crush on? he is just as insecure as you! (and to this day, he is STILL a virgin!)
one day you will travel the world, alone, and have a fuckin blast
you'll find your father
these teenage years: as painful as they are, you are the funniest you will ever be, and you will laugh like never again. enjoy, kiddo. |